Evil scientist dude

[Insert Good newspapers name here]

(Page 3, section 4)

In other news, a 120-year-old house was reportedly burned down at around 6pm, the house was originally belonged to a journalist passed down in generation to Filbert Gulvsky, a famous botanist in recent years. He was reported missing not long after, details of the man is currently unknown. If found, please report immediately to your local authorities.

Filbert’s work being famous amongst the underworld has let the police to believe the buning was an act of the infamous Clubhouse in an attempt to steal the man’s work. Investigaton are bveing carried out, if you notice any abnormal behaviour or activity, please report to the nearest authority immediately.

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“SEE, you shouldve followed my plan, using the flamethrower was a dumb idea, it’s on the news now. Least we got that goddamn potato now.”

“Hey relax, I was just testing the new weapon Nap got us. And yes, important part is we got the potato now and the guy locked up in the basement. I need to know how he made those potions, apparently that thing, name it “potato”, exhibitted signs of regeneration and “living” eventhough it being a plant. Knowing why this happened would help the family a great deal ya know.”

“JESUS really? All that for a potato, I thought it was something special, got all my hopes up for nothing”

“Well what if I say I could train this lil guy to be a killer…”

“…You gotta be joking right? I got stuffs to do right now so ill take a leave now, bye Boss”

Pepper left the room in a flash leaving Dem alone fidgeting with “potato” not long before getting down his basement to check on his new toy.

jesus christ this is bad

i swear ill never write anything ever again