PROJECT INFINITE STARCH

'''PROJECT INFINITE STARCH

Report #1

Plant #0

As corny as it sounds yes, im trying to breed potatoes, using potions this time to speed up the process. My potion brewer runs on starch (about 5tons/day) and that shit’s expensive so finding an infinite source of potatoes would make things more convenient and cost efficiency ultimately.

Bred magical crops before, so it shouldn’t take too long this time, just hope I don’t go in the wrong directions, didn’t know how I got explosive carrots from radishes last time.

 

Report #107

Plant #84

It seems my plants are growing well and fine under the conditions of the potion, hope it didn’t fail like last time, and the time before that, and before that… Nothing unusual, guess ill check in later

 

Report #189

Plant #130

Quick tip, never leave your plants on potions too long without proper care, I just lost 3 gardeners from a fucking mutant potato. Lesson learned tho.

 

Report #276

Plant #152

Im starting to see some red potatoes with the new plant, it’s been like 3 months. Too lazy to check in report, last report was 5 days ago. Modified the potion, it should result in self regenerating potatoes this time, I seriously don’t understand why I got giant potatoes last time, probably just unlucky.

 

Report #301

Plant #154

I don’t know how or why, but some how my potatoes are exhibiting symptoms of “living”, from what I know, this hasn’t been accomplished before in magical botany, breakthrough indeed. It’s funny how I said not to go down the wrong path. Making sentient potatoes should  be our top priorities as they both are scientific breakthough in magical botanic and could be potential useful minions replacing all my useless gardeners (I hate them anyways).

 

Report #527

Plant #213,214,220,231,234,239,253,263,264,265,266,273

FUCK, FUCK, my potatoes are getting everywhere. '''THEYRE SOOO ANNOYING, SCRAP THIS…IVE REALIZED GROWING RUNNING POTATOES IS A MISTAKE.'''

 

Report #723

Plant #367

This potato is an odd fellow, it seems to follow my instruction concisely and can learn stuffs pretty fast, I think I may have created the first ever sentience potato funnily enough.

 

Report #725

Plant #367

Starting from this day, ill keep researching on this little fellow, trying to teach him some stuffs, I don’t want to publish papers too quickly unless im sure about everything.

 

Report #813

Plant #367

'''MY WHOLE GARDEN IS ON FIRE, I JUST CAME HOME AND I DON’T GET A SINGLE FUCKING THING THAT JUST HAPPENED, ALL MY CROPS ARE ALL MISSING ARE ON FIRE I NEE-'''